Poop My Pants
I took shower around noon, and then took a nap. I opened my job-related messages before 4pm. It was nothing special. I went the bar My Way. I felt a light stomachache but I had two glasses of beer and red wine with a baguette. I enjoyed the atmosphere of someone’s 50-year-old birthday party. On the way home, my stomachache suddenly attacked me strongly. I ran home to use my bathroom, but I couldn’t wait, and completely pooped my pants. I am now a 42-year-old man, and I’ve have updated the age of the last time I crapped my pants. What a shame! I washed and cleaned up my dirty pants in the bathroom. I have to throw away the clothes. The only saving grace was that no one was home. However, what a terrible accident even though I am a mature person. It was really shocking for me. I had ramen noodles for dinner without alcohol. I fell asleep around 9pm. I felt embarrassed. I woke up around 2am because of some noise. It was the landlords coming back from their trip to Spain.
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- Poop My Pants I took shower around noon then took a nap. I opened the job related messages before 4pm. It was nothing special. I went the bar My Way. I felt light stomach ache but I had two glasses of beer and red wine with baguette. I enjoyed the atmosphere of someone's 50 years old birth party. On the way home, my stomach ache suddenly attacked me strongly. I run to my home's toilet but I could not stand to do poop then I was completely pooped my pants. Now I am 42 years old man, I have updated the age of the last time I crapped my pants. What a shame! I washed and clean up my dirty pants in the bath room. I have to throw away the clothes. The only saving grace was that no one was home. However, how terrible accident even though I am a mature person. It was really shocked for me. I had ramen noodles for dinner without alcohol. I fell asleep around 9pm. I felt embarrassed my fault. I woke up around 2am because of something a noise. It was the landlords came back from their trip to Spain.
Contemporary artist based in the Netherlands. I’ve learned at an Art College and Culinary Institute. I attempt to connect ART and FOOD.
