{"id":10969,"date":"2024-01-20T21:42:55","date_gmt":"2024-01-20T12:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/?p=10969"},"modified":"2024-01-21T19:51:51","modified_gmt":"2024-01-21T10:51:51","slug":"poop-my-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/poop-my-pants","title":{"rendered":"Poop My Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took shower around noon, and then took a nap. I opened my job-related messages before 4pm. It was nothing special. I went the bar My Way. I felt a light stomachache but I had two glasses of beer and red wine with a baguette. I enjoyed the atmosphere of someone&#8217;s 50-year-old birthday party. On the way home, my stomachache suddenly attacked me strongly. I ran home to use my bathroom, but I couldn&#8217;t wait, and completely pooped my pants. I am now a 42-year-old man, and I&#8217;ve have updated the age of the last time I crapped my pants. What a shame! I washed and cleaned up my dirty pants in the bathroom. I have to throw away the clothes. The only saving grace was that no one was home. However, what a terrible accident even though I am a mature person. It was really shocking for me. I had ramen noodles for dinner without alcohol. I fell asleep around 9pm. I felt embarrassed. I woke up around 2am because of some noise. It was the landlords coming back from their trip to Spain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took shower around noon, and then took a nap. I opened my job-related messages before 4pm. It was nothing special. I went the bar My Way. I felt a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10971,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[14,15],"class_list":["post-10969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-drinking","tag-exercise"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10969"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10981,"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10969\/revisions\/10981"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomonishintaku.com\/en\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}